Lateralus Gaming

[OOC] Zach Hayes: THE GATES OF HELL OPEN
[OOC] '634': jesus ****
[OOC] Zach Hayes: IT'S ALL BONE NOW. RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE
[OOC] '634': oh god

** i17.i2.GRID.05.74036 attempts to rise.
** i17.i2.GRID.05.74036 has rolled 100 out of 100.
[LOOC] i17.i2.GRID.05.74036: FGAJHGFHAH
[LOOC] David Booker: AND JESUS AROSE ON THE THIRD DAY
** i17.i2.GRID.05.74036 rises with super-sayan force, dust and blood pouring off of his back.
i17.i2.GRID.05.74036 says "<:: You..."

[OOC] James Storm: gee it really is STORMing out there

[OOC] 'Reilly': I'm gonna suck your dick, old man.

[LOOC] 'Stephan': THE PILLOWS
[LOOC] 'Stephan': Get off the pillows
[LOOC] 'Reilly': o-ok

OOC] Steve 'SeeGee' Gardel: s-senpai it's very nigga.
[OOC] 'Reilly': look what you started, solf
[OOC] Jack Strider: i am happy

** Joshua Hamilton has rolled 1 out of 100.
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': ;-;
[LOOC] Aaron 'Spud' Hudson: AHAHHA
[LOOC] Jack Strider: NICE
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': ok
[LOOC] Joshua Hamilton: my face when
** 'Barbarian' has rolled 99 out of 100.


[LOOC] 'Barbarian': >you and her one day about to have sex
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': >she turns into vince mcmahon
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': >WELCOME TO WRESTLEMANIA
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': >product placements
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': >21-1
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': >super cena wins again
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': >obligatory celebrity appearance
[5'9, Spiky brown hair...] says "AHAAHSDHAS"
[LOOC] Aaron 'Spud' Hudson: >ABOUT TO HAVE SEX
[LOOC] Aaron 'Spud' Hudson: >WELCOME TO WRESTLEMANIA
[LOOC] Aaron 'Spud' Hudson: I CAN'T HANDLE IT

C17e:WPF-NOMAD-03.601 earned the achievement One Week
[OOC] C17e:WPF-NOMAD-03.601: one more week

[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: hey can i have cp
[OOC] Russell 'Dirtbeard' Church: Can I have a blowjob?
[OOC] C45-UCA.PHANTOM.38078: no
[PM] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: deal
[PM] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: SLSLLSSLPRSPRSPGLPGSLSPGLPRPGLPSLPS
[PM] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: now that was a tasty treat that cannot be beat
[PM] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: but i'll take that CP now

[OOC] CCA.C45.HELIX.EpU.069: THERE IS A STORM. ZEUS IS PENETRATING MY PROSTATE. NO LUBE. HELP.
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: how shocking

** Lydia Roswell wakes up from shotgun semen apparently.

[LOOC] Jack Strider: a shotgun shot is extremely loud
[LOOC] Jack Strider: REALLY loud
[LOOC] Anderson Huang: not THAT loud
[LOOC] Jack Strider: enough to cause permanent ear damage
[LOOC] Anderson Huang: inside, maybe
[LOOC] Anderson Huang: but not outside
[LOOC] Jack Strider: yeah, even outside.
[LOOC] Anderson Huang: why use them, then?
[LOOC] Jack Strider: guns fire at a much higher level than its safe for humans
[LOOC] Anderson Huang: WELL, THEY DONT CAUSE PERMA EAR DAMAGEO N HERE
[LOOC] Anderson Huang: CUSTOM CANON

** For anyone nears or inside the sewers, the echoes of a small child crying is easily heard.
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: someone shoot that kid i'm trying to sleep

[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: i am the box man
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: snake, remember the basics of CQC

Jack Gace says "You must give it back, or i will throw you into my radiation room."
Jack Gace says "6"
Jack Gace says "3"
Jack Gace says "5"
Jack Gace says "2"
Blake Poehl says "7."
Jack Gace says "4"
Jack Gace says "1"
Jack Gace says "Go."
Blake Poehl says "-3."
Blake Poehl says "Nooo?"
Jack Gace yells "GET THE **** IN"
Blake Poehl yells "WHY DON'T YOU."
Blake Poehl yells "YOU GET IN."
Blake Poehl yells "****."
Jack Gace says "I IWLL"
Blake Poehl yells "GOOD."
Jack Gace yells "AFTER YOU"
Blake Poehl yells "YOU FIRST"
Blake Poehl yells "M'LADY"
[OOC] Lewis Bennet: oh crap
Jack Gace yells "LADIES FIRST"
Blake Poehl yells "QUEERS FIRST"
Blake Poehl yells "AND BALD GUYS FIRST"
Blake Poehl yells "GO ON JACK"
Jack Gace yells "**** BEFORE DICKS"
Blake Poehl yells "GO AHEAD"
Jack Gace yells "GO ON BLAKE"
Blake Poehl yells "OFF YOU GO JACK"
Jack Gace yells "GO ON FIVEHEAD"
Blake Poehl yells "IN YOU GO!"
Blake Poehl yells "C'MON IN"
Jack Gace yells "GO YOU IN"
[OOC] Lewis Bennet: can someone help me
Jack Gace yells "MOVE IT"
Blake Poehl yells "THERE'S A PRESENT IN THERE FOR YOU"
Blake Poehl yells "GO ON IN PAL"
Blake Poehl yells "HAHA"