Lateralus Gaming

[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: why are fa ggots so gay
[OOC] Catherine Holmes: cause ur ugly
[OOC] 'Sentinel': the same way traps arent gay, they have feminine di cks

[OOC] Joe 'Soap' Paos: Whoever is S i already want to kill your edgy ass for being a rogue cp

[OOC] Eliisa Ilmarinen: i want to contact you somehow either as the char herself or as the scn but idk how
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: i'll bend her over the console and show her whos really in control

[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: i'll tickle your pickle for a nickle
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: don't be fickle
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: i've heard it's curved like a sickle
[LOOC] MPF.C17.HELIX.02.65899: What?
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: you seem so little
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: can't handle these words i spittle
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: i'm rhymin while you jivin
MPF.C17.HELIX.02.65899 says "<:: Move back, right now!"
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: can't handle this flow as i'll mash your ass like dough
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: you want me i know it
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: even though it
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: seems like you illin
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: i know you be feelin
MPF.C17.HELIX.02.65899 says "<:: ****!"
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: this connection
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: from my ****

** Rob Wayland would squeeze the trigger once.
[LOOC] Nigel Myles: Woah woah fucker.

2:16 PM - Aerunaur: who WOULDN'T jack off to that
2:16 PM - Aerunaur: it's impossible

** Nigel Myles shoots one in the back of the head, killing him instantly before they can do **** about it really.
[OOC] Nigel Myles: SINCE YOU DIDN'T KNOW I WAS HERE.
[OOC] OPF-NOVA.08.XXX: ****.
** 'Dio' holds his hands around his ears.
[OOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: HUMANS ALWAYS WIN!
[LOOC] Nigel Myles: OH NO SON.
'Dio' says "Bloody hell man!"
[OOC] Nigel Myles: Kyundi, you're dead. You had no cover and I had the drop on you. You are dead.
[OOC] OPF-NOVA.08.XXX: Okay.
[LOOC] Nigel Myles: Kevlar, a radio, and two dildos.
[LOOC] Nigel Myles: According to the SA.
[LOOC] 'Dio': dibs on dildos

[LG]  has connected to the server.
[OOC] Eliisa Ilmarinen: LG has connected
[OOC] Eliisa Ilmarinen: #woah
[OOC] Rob Wayland: LG has connected to LG

[6'2; Male; Scraggly B...] yells "help"


10:27 PM - saltmancer: >try to open a door in my OWN HOUSE
10:27 PM - saltmancer: >locked
10:27 PM - saltmancer: >turns out johnny and someone else is inside
10:27 PM - saltmancer: >all i can hear is sobbing and moaning
10:27 PM - Aerunaur: how did they get inside
10:27 PM - Aerunaur: why are they sobbing and moaning
10:27 PM - Aerunaur: what
10:27 PM - saltmancer: I DON'T KNOW
10:28 PM - saltmancer: ** Johnny Serpentine decides to lift her soggy crying ass up, going to place her gently on the nearby OUT THE WINDOW i mean couch.
10:28 PM - Aerunaur: FPBFPP
10:29 PM - saltmancer: ** Johnny Serpentine wraps his arms around her in a gentle embrace in an attempt to comfort her in even in the slightest, he himself pretty emotionally distraught by the whole scenario and aftermath as well.
10:31 PM - saltmancer: [LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: to dio this must sound like a very sorrowful sex scene
[LOOC] Catherine Holmes: no more anal dad
[LOOC] 'Dio': more like someone dying
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: >female crying very loudly >says "MAKE IT STOP JOHNNY PLEASE"
** Catherine Holmes clenches even more to his arms, turning up to him, tears literally soaking her face. She sputters out hardly audible words, leaning up to force her face into his sleeve, coughing slightly.
Catherine Holmes whispers "hi"

[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: DIO WHERE IS MY AK
[OOC] 'Dio': :)))
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: DIIIIIOOOOOOO