Lateralus Gaming

** [5,6|25|GreenEyes|Redw...] kicks her boots off, And hops onto the box.
** plot twist: thats a tv
[PM] Paul Sheldon: wait
[LOOC] Lauren Whittaker: Oh

Joseph Crimson says "A shop."
Joseph Crimson says "With another register in it."
[5'10; Scruffy Brown H...] says "Looks like there's nothing in there."
Joseph Crimson says "It might have some money in it."
[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: one second
** The mattress baiting seems to work.
** Joseph Crimson chucks it at the windows once more.
** Joseph Crimson has rolled 16 out of 100.
** Joseph Crimson misses.
** The windows are made of plexiglass.
Joseph Crimson says "Once more!"
** Joseph Crimson has rolled 100 out of 100.
** JESUS CHRIST THEY EXPLODE VIOLENTLY, SHATTERING INTO MICROFIBERS

** Joseph Crimson powergames
** Joseph Crimson has rolled 86 out of 100.
[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: OH ****

[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: might as well kill myself
Paul Sheldon has used '/CharFallOver 1'.
worldspawn has killed Paul Sheldon.

Joanna Robare says "I came for you."
[LOOC] MPF-C17.i6:XXX: OH DEAR

[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: falco
[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: waht the ****
[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: does
[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: two open knobs
Paul Sheldon says "[ mean"
[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: you have that in your physdesc
[LOOC] MPF-C17.i6:XXX: IVE BEEN WONDERING THAT TOO
[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: GOBLIN DARTS

[OOC] Paul Sheldon: has nobody noticed the main character of attack on titan is apparently a character here
[OOC] MPF-C17.i5:XXX: no nobody's noticed
[OOC] Lauren Whittaker: I dont watch attack on titan
[OOC] Martin 'Marty' Moreno: aot is a **** anime
[OOC] Eren Yaeger: İts Me ....?

[OOC] Mike Hog: Sex-life
MPF-C17.i1:070 has used '/Me Attempts to kick him in the shin with his boot, Grunting through the mask "FACE THE WALL!"'.
[OOC] Riley Woods: Hot Dicks
[OOC] Paul Sheldon: Left 4 Head

[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "Guys."
[OOC] Robert Baldwin: How do you get a custom model?
Joseph Crimson says "Hi."
[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "Lets go to my place."
[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "And have a cup.."
[5'10|Amber Eyes|Pale ...] says "Nah."
[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "OF SHUT THE **** UP!"
[LOOC] Riley Woods: void
[LOOC] Riley Woods: ****
Joseph Crimson says "Sounds tast-"
[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "Holy ****"
[5'10|Amber Eyes|Pale ...] says "Did anyone else just get shot at?"
[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "WE ALMOST GOT SHOT!"
[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "Yeah."
[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "No **** sherlock!"
[5'10|Amber Eyes|Pale ...] says "Must've been the wind."

[OOC] Derrick Baldwin: Let's just hope it's not ERP central down there where everyone is the edge with a cool hairstyle and so young (16-20) who hate the combine only because they're rebellious