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Offline Solf

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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #60 on: November 22, 2015, 12:48:18 am »
[G-PDA]: ['Hitman'] I got others out in the swamp. Where do you want us to put the crate?
[G-PDA]: [Nobody] Right there.
[G-PDA]: ['Hitman'] The crate just blew up.
[G-PDA]: ['Hitman'] **** that.
[G-PDA]: [S.B.] What.
[G-PDA]: [Viktor Kurenoffski] PICK THE **** UP!
[G-PDA]: ['Hitman'] THE CRATE BLEW THE **** UP!
[G-PDA]: [Nobody] Explosives!

[G-PDA]: ['Hitman'] Nobody. I'll give you the biggest gun of all.
[G-PDA]: [Nobody] Yes.
[G-PDA]: ['Hitman'] You gotta find it though.
[G-PDA]: ['Hitman'] I'll give you a hint.
[G-PDA]: [Rokirem] Don't turn this into a sex joke
[G-PDA]: ['Hitman'] It's in my pants, and smells like three-week old **** and ball-sweat from this damn suit.
[G-PDA]: [Valy] Bravo.
[G-PDA]: [Nobody] Why is your firearm sweaty and stained with urine?
[G-PDA]: [Nobody] You should clean them more often.
[G-PDA]: [Shira Capurnica] I bet a laundry service would make bank out here.
[G-PDA]: [Nobody] The Traders have many tools to maintain guns.
[G-PDA]: ['Hitman'] Because I use it a lot, and don't really clean it all too often.
[G-PDA]: [Nobody] Unacceptable.
[G-PDA]: ['Hitman'] But you're welcome to clean it if you want to.
[G-PDA]: [Nobody] See a technician immediately.
« Last Edit: November 22, 2015, 01:01:44 am by Solf »
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