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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2015, 02:38:45 am »
[OOC] Zach Hayes: THE GATES OF HELL OPEN
[OOC] '634': jesus ****
[OOC] Zach Hayes: IT'S ALL BONE NOW. RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE
[OOC] '634': oh god

** i17.i2.GRID.05.74036 attempts to rise.
** i17.i2.GRID.05.74036 has rolled 100 out of 100.
[LOOC] i17.i2.GRID.05.74036: FGAJHGFHAH
[LOOC] David Booker: AND JESUS AROSE ON THE THIRD DAY
** i17.i2.GRID.05.74036 rises with super-sayan force, dust and blood pouring off of his back.
i17.i2.GRID.05.74036 says "<:: You..."

[OOC] James Storm: gee it really is STORMing out there

[OOC] 'Reilly': I'm gonna suck your dick, old man.

[LOOC] 'Stephan': THE PILLOWS
[LOOC] 'Stephan': Get off the pillows
[LOOC] 'Reilly': o-ok

OOC] Steve 'SeeGee' Gardel: s-senpai it's very nigga.
[OOC] 'Reilly': look what you started, solf
[OOC] Jack Strider: i am happy

** Joshua Hamilton has rolled 1 out of 100.
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': ;-;
[LOOC] Aaron 'Spud' Hudson: AHAHHA
[LOOC] Jack Strider: NICE
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': ok
[LOOC] Joshua Hamilton: my face when
** 'Barbarian' has rolled 99 out of 100.


[LOOC] 'Barbarian': >you and her one day about to have sex
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': >she turns into vince mcmahon
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': >WELCOME TO WRESTLEMANIA
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': >product placements
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': >21-1
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': >super cena wins again
[LOOC] 'Barbarian': >obligatory celebrity appearance
[5'9, Spiky brown hair...] says "AHAAHSDHAS"
[LOOC] Aaron 'Spud' Hudson: >ABOUT TO HAVE SEX
[LOOC] Aaron 'Spud' Hudson: >WELCOME TO WRESTLEMANIA
[LOOC] Aaron 'Spud' Hudson: I CAN'T HANDLE IT

C17e:WPF-NOMAD-03.601 earned the achievement One Week
[OOC] C17e:WPF-NOMAD-03.601: one more week

[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: hey can i have cp
[OOC] Russell 'Dirtbeard' Church: Can I have a blowjob?
[OOC] C45-UCA.PHANTOM.38078: no
[PM] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: deal
[PM] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: SLSLLSSLPRSPRSPGLPGSLSPGLPRPGLPSLPS
[PM] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: now that was a tasty treat that cannot be beat
[PM] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: but i'll take that CP now

[OOC] CCA.C45.HELIX.EpU.069: THERE IS A STORM. ZEUS IS PENETRATING MY PROSTATE. NO LUBE. HELP.
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: how shocking

** Lydia Roswell wakes up from shotgun semen apparently.

[LOOC] Jack Strider: a shotgun shot is extremely loud
[LOOC] Jack Strider: REALLY loud
[LOOC] Anderson Huang: not THAT loud
[LOOC] Jack Strider: enough to cause permanent ear damage
[LOOC] Anderson Huang: inside, maybe
[LOOC] Anderson Huang: but not outside
[LOOC] Jack Strider: yeah, even outside.
[LOOC] Anderson Huang: why use them, then?
[LOOC] Jack Strider: guns fire at a much higher level than its safe for humans
[LOOC] Anderson Huang: WELL, THEY DONT CAUSE PERMA EAR DAMAGEO N HERE
[LOOC] Anderson Huang: CUSTOM CANON

** For anyone nears or inside the sewers, the echoes of a small child crying is easily heard.
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: someone shoot that kid i'm trying to sleep

[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: i am the box man
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: snake, remember the basics of CQC

Jack Gace says "You must give it back, or i will throw you into my radiation room."
Jack Gace says "6"
Jack Gace says "3"
Jack Gace says "5"
Jack Gace says "2"
Blake Poehl says "7."
Jack Gace says "4"
Jack Gace says "1"
Jack Gace says "Go."
Blake Poehl says "-3."
Blake Poehl says "Nooo?"
Jack Gace yells "GET THE **** IN"
Blake Poehl yells "WHY DON'T YOU."
Blake Poehl yells "YOU GET IN."
Blake Poehl yells "****."
Jack Gace says "I IWLL"
Blake Poehl yells "GOOD."
Jack Gace yells "AFTER YOU"
Blake Poehl yells "YOU FIRST"
Blake Poehl yells "M'LADY"
[OOC] Lewis Bennet: oh crap
Jack Gace yells "LADIES FIRST"
Blake Poehl yells "QUEERS FIRST"
Blake Poehl yells "AND BALD GUYS FIRST"
Blake Poehl yells "GO ON JACK"
Jack Gace yells "**** BEFORE DICKS"
Blake Poehl yells "GO AHEAD"
Jack Gace yells "GO ON BLAKE"
Blake Poehl yells "OFF YOU GO JACK"
Jack Gace yells "GO ON FIVEHEAD"
Blake Poehl yells "IN YOU GO!"
Blake Poehl yells "C'MON IN"
Jack Gace yells "GO YOU IN"
[OOC] Lewis Bennet: can someone help me
Jack Gace yells "MOVE IT"
Blake Poehl yells "THERE'S A PRESENT IN THERE FOR YOU"
Blake Poehl yells "GO ON IN PAL"
Blake Poehl yells "HAHA"
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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2015, 02:45:01 am »
Frenchie has connected to the server.
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: i bet he's gonna surrender quick
Frenchie has disconnected from the server.
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: told you so

[OOC] Daniel Quintall: thanks dad
[OOC] Rufus Grimm: you owe me
[OOC] Daniel Quintall: I already give you the gift of being a father
[OOC] Rufus Grimm: curse
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: shut up dad

Catherine Holmes says "Also! Your uniform is clean, so you can wear your old stuff and it's spotless."
[LOOC] Catherine Holmes: ie not be a bloody fag
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: im sorry babe
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: i cant help it
[LOOC] Catherine Holmes: shut up you call me master
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: the hymens just keep tearing left and right
[OOC] Catherine Holmes: free blowjobs

[OOC] OPF-SPC.HNTR.XXX: reilly and catherine are rubbing one out
[OOC] Catherine Holmes: help
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: on the dryer no less
[OOC] 'Reilly': shut up mom
[OOC] OPF-SPC.HNTR.XXX: wont be a dryer for long ;)

** Catherine Holmes stares to him, her face weak looking, she simply reaches to the nearest available Johnny hand, clenching to it.
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: the nearest available Johnny hand
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: coming to stores near you
[LOOC] Catherine Holmes: oh boy

10:35 PM - [LG] исокаде: [LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: PLASMA STINGS A LITTLE MORE THAN A BIT
[LOOC] Catherine Holmes: so does your face
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: gotem
Catherine Holmes yells "A-aghh.. F-.. **** ME!"
Johnny Serpentine yells "Okay!"
** Catherine Holmes clenches her fists, slamming it on the ground, in extreme pain as she just now starts to feel the burning sensation of skittles.

** Nigel 'Nemo' Myles rolls up his left pant-leg.
[LOOC] Kaori Naketawa: Tho im sure Japanese world supremacy wouldnt be as bad as the Combine
** There's a pretty gruesome scar all along his calf.
[About 5'5/Orange-dark...] says "..O-oh.. Oh my god."
** It looks like something tore a chunk out of his leg.
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "You skipped leg day, Myles."
Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson says "Never skip leg day."
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: **** YOU

OOC] Johnny Serpentine: >still in lavvy >after two days ago ; :gmod::gmod:
[OOC] 'S': new kickin sound system m8
[OOC] 'S': worth it
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: no its not
[OOC] 'S': yes
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: god my **** is so big

[OOC] CCA-HELIX.DvL.C17.592: Please argue in looc aboout the blowing of legs
[OOC] Sierra Greenwood: And about the blowing of ****.
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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2015, 04:57:55 am »
[LOOC] Joseph Black: what the f-ck
[LOOC] Joseph Black: has my life come to
8:49 PM - Marsicm: every time i see you now
8:49 PM - Marsicm: im like
8:49 PM - Marsicm: ''damn i did a good job on that face''

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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2015, 06:41:12 pm »
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: why are fa ggots so gay
[OOC] Catherine Holmes: cause ur ugly
[OOC] 'Sentinel': the same way traps arent gay, they have feminine di cks

[OOC] Joe 'Soap' Paos: Whoever is S i already want to kill your edgy ass for being a rogue cp

[OOC] Eliisa Ilmarinen: i want to contact you somehow either as the char herself or as the scn but idk how
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: i'll bend her over the console and show her whos really in control

[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: i'll tickle your pickle for a nickle
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: don't be fickle
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: i've heard it's curved like a sickle
[LOOC] MPF.C17.HELIX.02.65899: What?
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: you seem so little
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: can't handle these words i spittle
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: i'm rhymin while you jivin
MPF.C17.HELIX.02.65899 says "<:: Move back, right now!"
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: can't handle this flow as i'll mash your ass like dough
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: you want me i know it
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: even though it
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: seems like you illin
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: i know you be feelin
MPF.C17.HELIX.02.65899 says "<:: ****!"
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: this connection
[LOOC] Wallace 'Almond' Kreeg: from my ****

** Rob Wayland would squeeze the trigger once.
[LOOC] Nigel Myles: Woah woah fucker.

2:16 PM - Aerunaur: who WOULDN'T jack off to that
2:16 PM - Aerunaur: it's impossible

** Nigel Myles shoots one in the back of the head, killing him instantly before they can do **** about it really.
[OOC] Nigel Myles: SINCE YOU DIDN'T KNOW I WAS HERE.
[OOC] OPF-NOVA.08.XXX: ****.
** 'Dio' holds his hands around his ears.
[OOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: HUMANS ALWAYS WIN!
[LOOC] Nigel Myles: OH NO SON.
'Dio' says "Bloody hell man!"
[OOC] Nigel Myles: Kyundi, you're dead. You had no cover and I had the drop on you. You are dead.
[OOC] OPF-NOVA.08.XXX: Okay.
[LOOC] Nigel Myles: Kevlar, a radio, and two dildos.
[LOOC] Nigel Myles: According to the SA.
[LOOC] 'Dio': dibs on dildos

[LG]  has connected to the server.
[OOC] Eliisa Ilmarinen: LG has connected
[OOC] Eliisa Ilmarinen: #woah
[OOC] Rob Wayland: LG has connected to LG

[6'2; Male; Scraggly B...] yells "help"


10:27 PM - saltmancer: >try to open a door in my OWN HOUSE
10:27 PM - saltmancer: >locked
10:27 PM - saltmancer: >turns out johnny and someone else is inside
10:27 PM - saltmancer: >all i can hear is sobbing and moaning
10:27 PM - Aerunaur: how did they get inside
10:27 PM - Aerunaur: why are they sobbing and moaning
10:27 PM - Aerunaur: what
10:27 PM - saltmancer: I DON'T KNOW
10:28 PM - saltmancer: ** Johnny Serpentine decides to lift her soggy crying ass up, going to place her gently on the nearby OUT THE WINDOW i mean couch.
10:28 PM - Aerunaur: FPBFPP
10:29 PM - saltmancer: ** Johnny Serpentine wraps his arms around her in a gentle embrace in an attempt to comfort her in even in the slightest, he himself pretty emotionally distraught by the whole scenario and aftermath as well.
10:31 PM - saltmancer: [LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: to dio this must sound like a very sorrowful sex scene
[LOOC] Catherine Holmes: no more anal dad
[LOOC] 'Dio': more like someone dying
[LOOC] Johnny Serpentine: >female crying very loudly >says "MAKE IT STOP JOHNNY PLEASE"
** Catherine Holmes clenches even more to his arms, turning up to him, tears literally soaking her face. She sputters out hardly audible words, leaning up to force her face into his sleeve, coughing slightly.
Catherine Holmes whispers "hi"

[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: DIO WHERE IS MY AK
[OOC] 'Dio': :)))
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: DIIIIIOOOOOOO
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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2015, 06:47:09 pm »
[A tall, young looking...] says "Change of plans. She's coming with me."
[A tall negroid male i...] says "She is?"
** [Male/Caucasian/5'9/Da...] shrugs.
[Scottish Accent/Brown...] says "Naw, She surrendered to us"
[A tall, young looking...] says "Wait, have you been too... the special secret... rocky... palce."
** OPF-UNION.10.410 has no mask also don't go with him he's the guy who shot me.
[LOOC] Oleg Oktyabrsky: place**
[A tall, young looking...] says "You were there, right?"
** OPF-UNION.10.410 yeah dont go with him he'll probably shoot you
[A tall, young looking...] says "With me and Rob... and Eleanor?"
** OPF-UNION.10.410 dont do it 556

[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: ravioli ravioli you killedm y famioli

Isocade has disconnected from the server.
[OOC] Catherine Holmes: finally the fag is gone

[OOC] Eleanor Grissom: cw_rightinthepu ssy

'Dio' says "I say we rid the least useful."
[LOOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: ME?!
[LOOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: some fukr kid is running in the apartment above me
[LOOC] 'Dio': rip his spine out and show him who's the king of the land

[OOC] Eleanor Grissom: pls sex me
[OOC] OPF-UNION.10.XXX: ok
Isocade has connected to the server.

LOOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: CONOR SPEAK
[LOOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: SPIK
[LOOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: ROSTIG SPIK
[LOOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: *Tosses cloth down* We've lost him...
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: Couldn't dispatch user message (153) ; ok
[LOOC] 'Dio': he's dead jim

[OOC] Catherine Holmes: i like strpmg ,em
[OOC] Malcolm 'Brick' Soloman: go ahead and call the cops. they cant un-**** you
Conor McGowan says "What's yer poison."
[OOC] Eleanor Grissom: Okay guys thats enough lets stop with that.
[OOC] OPF-UNION.09.XXX: AKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK AK AK AK

[OOC] Jalqoiunquinalbabataleriomaseiocajaja Anal: hi guys

[LOOC] Catherine Holmes: h-hey.. onii chan..
[LOOC] 'Dio': s-s-senpai

Soviet_Seagull has disconnected from the server.
Kikkini has disconnected from the server.
>implying Hattori wins has disconnected from the server.
VehicleType:prop_vehicle_jeep:
[OOC] Catherine Holmes: never
[OOC] Kaori Naketawa: Massive crash?
The Real Kyundi has disconnected from the server.
[OOC] Lewis Bennet: :(
R.W. Original has disconnected from the server.
Wild Youth EP has disconnected from the server.
[OOC] Kaori Naketawa: hHAHA

Eleanor Grissom set Amy Hughes's model to models/half-dead/civilians/female_01.mdl.
[OOC] 'Dio': can I be a half dead female too

[LOOC] Catherine Holmes: who's this ****
[OOC] Malcolm 'Brick' Soloman: im DEAD
[LOOC] Kei'Toe'Van: gisusm
Eleanor Grissom has respawned Malcolm 'Brick' Soloman.
[LOOC] Catherine Holmes: kill him


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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2015, 06:54:10 pm »
[LOOC] Blake Poehl: That's why there's a triangle on the money.
[6'4|GreenEyes|Buzzcut...] says "I could eat a horse, hooves and all."
** Conor McGowan taps the steering wheel as he takes a drink of some water tucked into the door
[Shaven head l Scarred...] says "God, I'm hungry,."
[Shaven head l Scarred...] says "God, I'm hungry,."
[Shaven head l Scarred...] says "God, I'm hungry,."
[Shaven head l Scarred...] says "God, I'm hungry,."
[LOOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: omg
[LOOC] Kei'Toe'Van: fml and call me a **** this is painful
[Shaven head l Scarred...] yells "CAN WE JUST GO"
[LOOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: I'm going to strangle you
[Shaven head l Scarred...] yells "AAAAA"
[LOOC] Kaori Naketawa: Get in :C
[About 5'5/Dark brown ...] yells "MO"
[Tall|Smart|Torn up cl...] says "Go go go."
[LOOC] 'Dio': i got inside and then somehow fell out
[LOOC] Kei'Toe'Van: fml and call me a **** this is painful
[LOOC] Kei'Toe'Van: fml and call me a **** this is painful
[LOOC] Kei'Toe'Van: fml and call me a **** this is painful
[LOOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: PRESS E ONCE
[LOOC] Blake Poehl: Smell your hole.
[LOOC] Kei'Toe'Van: CLIMB ONTOP OF THE FRONT
[LOOC] 'Dio': it ain't working boss
[LOOC] Kei'Toe'Van: AND PRES IT
[LOOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: drive over him
[LOOC] Catherine Holmes: back me up VITO
[OOC] Eleanor Grissom: walk through the van, nocollided it for you
[LOOC] Kaori Naketawa: Im actually amused by this
[LOOC] 'Dio': i can stop this car
[LOOC] Catherine Holmes: LOL
[LOOC] Conor McGowan: JUST WARP HIM ALONG HOLY DICKS THIS IS HURTING
[LOOC] 'Dio': strap me to the car with a rope
[LOOC] Kei'Toe'Van: I CANT
[LOOC] Kei'Toe'Van: IM BREAKING UP
[LOOC] 'Dio': we rolling out of here
[OOC] Kei'Toe'Van: THIS IS WHY YOU GET THE CONTENTS, KIDS
[LOOC] Catherine Holmes: move it cyclops move it
[LOOC] Conor McGowan: LET HIM GET IN THE SIDE PLEASE GOD
[OOC] 'Dio': I GOT ALL THE CONTENTS
[LOOC] Conor McGowan: ELENOR GET IN THE FRONT
[OOC] Eleanor Grissom: except the vehicles
[LOOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: PRESS E

[LOOC] Conor McGowan: The things i'd do to shakira

[OOC] Nathan Rolands: "Thanks for listening, chiiiildren! It's three dawg awoooo@
[OOC] Trevor 'Doc' Smith: OH GOD I'M UNDER THE WORLD

10:17 PM - saltmancer: i'm playing with boxes
10:17 PM - saltmancer: like a real man
10:18 PM - saltmancer: [LOOC] Kaori Naketawa: Why dont you go ahead and put that all back
10:18 PM - saltmancer: I'VE BEEN HAD

[LOOC] 'Mute': my throat is my edgyness

[6'0| Athletic figure|...] says "Give me that gun so I don't have to kick your ass."
** 'Dio' aims his rifle directly at the man's head.
'Dio' says "Yeah, nah."
** [6'0| Athletic figure|...] purses his lips. "I beat that **** halfway to death for that gun."
[6'0| Athletic figure|...] says "What did *you* do?"
** Conor McGowan returns with some morphine and some biogel, He would inject him with the morphine and slather the biogel onto his wounds
'Dio' says "I did this."
[LOOC] Nathan Rolands: how much space did it take ?
** 'Dio' pulls the trigger.
Nathan Rolands says "Whoa."

[OOC] Rufus Grimm: I guess I resort to **** since times are so dire.

[OOC] Rufus Grimm: Can Rufus and Johnny get married and adopt kids?
[OOC] 'Dio': that'd be some powerful seed
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: only if you wear the wig

'Dio' says "See you around, space cowboy."
Rob Wayland says "You too, Dio."
** Rob Wayland would drive the knife into Dio's eye, in order to cut the brain and end it quickly
[OOC] 'Dio': PK me please
[OOC] Daniel Quintall: /me sails the seven seas
[OOC] OPF-GRID.07.XXX: DIO NOOOOOOOO


Daniel Quintall has used '/Me vroom'.

[OOC] Aiden Wolf: Stop it. Seriously.
[OOC] 'Sentinel': s-senpai please don't get mad... i-i-i'm just d-doing what i must to p-please you
[OOC] Zach Hayes: senpai
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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2015, 07:00:51 pm »
[OOC] 'The Jock': is marsi a boy or girl? because i seriously can't tell anymore
[OOC] Zach Hayes: ;)

[OOC] 'Sentinel': describe your RP with a quote from spongebob, go
[OOC] Conor McGowan: "I'm severly autistic"
1:30 PM - Isocade: [OOC] 'Sentinel': i dont think thats a spongebob quote
1:31 PM - saltmancer: >describe your rp with a quote from spongebob
1:31 PM - saltmancer: gary i'm absorbing his blows like i'm some sort of spongy material

[OOC] Conor McGowan: Stop with that **** gayboy.
[OOC] Zach Hayes: b-but that's where i poop, uguu!
[OOC] 'Sentinel': dont tell me what to do senpai-san

[OOC] Rufus Grimm: bak nigs
[OOC] Johnatthan 'Dallas' Guevara: WB, IT TOOK YOU A  HOUR, YOU SAID 10 MINS
[OOC] Emmie Johnson: Make Melvin Refugee
[OOC] Zach Hayes: **** FINALLY MAN YOUR MIDDAY FAP TAKES WAY TOO LONG JESUS CHRIST
[OOC] 'Sentinel': COLONEL CAMPBELL IS ON THE SERVER

OOC] Rufus Grimm: I can't get into Fairy Tail. Steins; Gate, Robotic; Notes, AoT, Eren, black bullet  pls
[OOC] Johnatthan 'Dallas' Guevara: **** EREN
[OOC] Charles 'Hammer' Martell: Steins;Gate is love, Steins;Gate is life.
[OOC] 'Sentinel': >you cant get into AoT; maybe Lucky Star is more your thing
[OOC] Rufus Grimm: Eren the anime not Attack on Titan character ok.
[OOC] Zach Hayes: i remember when i tried to watch lucky star because there was like some cult **** following of it on ROBLOX (you heard me right)
[OOC] 'Egg' 'Rul'Vaso'Era: you can attack my titan ;)))))

[OOC] Conor McGowan: STOP WITH THAT FAGGOTY AS SENPAI ****. LAWD.
[OOC] Aiden Wolf: Stop with that Senpai-Thing
[OOC] 'Sentinel': I'm gonna unload onto you if you don't calm down.

[OOC] 'Shiki': You just cant afford dog food, admit it
[OOC] Aiden Wolf: How 'bout a big nice cup of STFU, Montel Porter?
[OOC] Montel Porter: well i dont have a dog so i dont need to buy dog food + i'd rather eat well than spend 8 hours a day waiting for rp

[OOC] Montel Porter: hitler was austrailian
[OOC] Aiden Wolf: Austrian*

[OOC] 'Shiki': putin - josef mengele

[A rather fit woman wh...] says "I'm going to shoot you in the face, is that okay?"
[LOOC] Montel Porter: when the **** did this happen

[OOC] 'Barbarian': finally i can stop being a **** because i now have a belt

[OOC] 'Reilly': Hold on. dont shoot. I just blew you up m8
[OOC] OTA-ROOK.TUI-857: Blew us up?
[OOC] OTA-KNIGHT.OWS-390: no, i was shooting, missed like 4 shots and then hit 1 which spread up to her head by pure chance
[OOC] OTA-ROOK.TUI-050: Slam doesn't do anyting to an APC. It's anti-personel not anti-tank.
[OOC] OTA-ROOK.TUI-050: Plus it's a directional explosion so it's directed away from the APC.
[OOC] OTA-ROOK.TUI-857: I didn't know an anti personnel mine could blow a tank to smitherines
[OOC] Johnatthan 'Dallas' Guevara: FFS, stop the OOC and RP please.
[OOC] 'Reilly': I put it on the BACK of the APC. which is a door for personnel. Something would've happened.
[OOC] 'Dena': I'm RPing if we're going to argue about every **** action
[OOC] OTA-ROOK.TUI-050: S.L.A.M is HE based so it won't do anything.
[OOC] Johnatthan 'Dallas' Guevara: FFS, stop the OOC and RP please.
[OOC] OTA-ROOK.TUI-050: And it fired outwards not inwards from the APC.
[OOC] OPF-UNION.10.410: and nobody ate dinner that night
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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2015, 07:15:21 pm »
[OOC] OPF-UNION.10.410: this just in, guevara cannot stop sucking dick; scientists are baffled by the lack of a cure - "No end in sight." Researchers say
[OOC] Johnatthan 'Dallas' Guevara: Union, yeah, maybe i suck dick's, cause i'm a girl IRL, so that's nothing new bro
[OOC] OPF-UNION.10.410: ****

[OOC] Johnatthan 'Dallas' Guevara: Where did i get shot?
[OOC] 'Reilly': Yeah.

[Giant Red Iris / Thin...] yells "Gerr, lung'gung. Jella'gerr."
[OOC] 'Mute': is that vort mating call

[OOC] 'Reilly': haha, you're a female
[OOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: s-sorry

OPF-UNION.10.XXX says "<:: YOU WRAK A DISPREEN"

OPF-UNION.09.XXX says "<:: Ma'am, permission to...handle it?"
[LOOC] OPF-SWORD-02.XXX: AAA A ****

[OOC] David Booker: daily reminder that crossbows hurt kids
[PM] Gabriel Dixon: ;) (secret backstory: gabriel dixon shot david oocly on accident and rufus forced him to roleplay it out as friendly fire)
[LOOC] Rufus Grimm: uh.. I may of found out some bad news.
[LOOC] 'Jello': ?
[LOOC] Rufus Grimm: Gabriel was firing heated bolts.

[OOC] Audra 'Audy' Buckley: no
[OOC] John Blank: can I be a head crab?
[OOC] Audra 'Audy' Buckley: n0
[OOC] John Blank: I want to control people
[OOC] David Booker: join the illuminati

'Shiki' has slain 'S'.
'S' says "<:: Idiors."
[LOOC] 'S': /me moans

[OOC] 'Pandora': 19:04 - Wess: LOOK AT THAT BOOTY SHOW ME THE BOOTY GIVE ME THE BOOTY I WANT THE BOOTY BACK UP THE BOOTY I NEED THE BOOTY I LIKE THE BOOTY OH WHAT A BOOTY SHAKING THAT BOOTY I SAW THE BOOTY I WANT THE BOOTY LORD WHAT A BOOTY BRING ON THE BOOTY GIVE UP TH
[OOC] Cuzy Marten: lewd

Tuuli Juuilainen-Grissom yells "// shut the **** up ****"


2:30 PM - saltmancer: [LOOC] Conor McGowan: **** off commie
2:30 PM - #swavey: t-tfw
2:31 PM - #swavey: tfw conor will never call you a commie as he pounds your ass in

3:25 PM - The Real Kyundi: adn this woman were kissRPing
3:25 PM - The Real Kyundi: and i went to ruin it,
3:25 PM - The Real Kyundi: but a CP beat me up

LOOC] C17:i1.JUDGE-1: because you were involved in an act of violence
[LOOC] Jonathan 'Peanut' Kreeg: i just kissed a dude.

[OOC] John 'Castro' Lavelle: gonna go **** my dad, bye
Doublechief has disconnected from the server.
[OOC] 'S': can i help
[OOC] OPF-UNION.09.XXX: Can I watch?

OPF-UNION.09.XXX says "<:: Seriously, Booker is kick ass."
David Booker says "T-t-t-t-t-t-thanks."

** [About 6'5/Large blue ...] peeks his face around the corner, ducking just slightly under the top of the door entrance.
[LOOC] Conor McGowan: **** off.
[LOOC] Xan'Norl'Klojn: never
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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2015, 12:45:31 am »
[[:Feminine|5'9|Fluent...] radios in "Just uh, changed."
** [6ft1'|Scottish Accent...] would step back admiring his work "Done"
[OOC] 'Jello': SHE'S NAKED! GET HER!

[OOC] 'Jello': So many Male_09s
[6ft1'|Scottish Accent...] radios in "Who is this?"
[OOC] Gabriel Dixon: fight me fag
[OOC] David Booker: at least its not the army of male_07
'Shiki' set 'Jello''s model to models/Humans/Group01/male_07.mdl.

[OOC] 'Jello': /me leaves Booker
[OOC] David Booker: PLEASE COME BACK AND LOVE ME

[OOC] David Booker: why is there no rogue named senpai yet, the potential is limitless

[OOC] 'Shiki': shogun 2 is the best
[OOC] 'Mute': die

[OOC] 'Flame': edgy char v.2

[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: WE GOT A 12 YEAR OLD OVER HERE
[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: EITHER THAT OR A GIRL
[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: THEY SOUND THE SAME
[LOOC] 'Reilly': either way, i'll **** em
[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: me too
[LOOC] 'Reilly': just put a bag over their head
[LOOC] 'Reilly': cant even tell then
[LOOC] 'Reilly': only by the fact that they have a ****
[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: aside from uh
[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: the shape
[LOOC] 'Reilly': but their ass is just as tight as a girl's
[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: of their body
[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: and their ****
[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: and uh
[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: their skin
[LOOC] 'Reilly': some 12 year old boys have girly bodies
[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: like you
[LOOC] 'Reilly': why the **** are we having this conversation

[OOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: Pump me full of your hot, stick, gooey seed until I can't move because of the intense numbness through my entire body.
[OOC] 'Reilly': Shut the **** up

[OOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: I can see my reflection in the whites of your eyes as they roll back off the insurrmountable pleasure you take from the feeling of my hot, gooey seed in your tight crevice... I look pretty.

[OOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: /w its not like anything bad will happen if we have sexual intercourse in public after all
[OOC] 'Reilly': i don't want my h-husband to know, senőr isocade

[OOC] Alfred 'Rat Daddy' Oliver: i bet your breast milk would make some damn good cheese.

David Booker yells "YOU TOO"
[LOOC] Nigel Myles: YOU TOO

[OOC] Christian Serpentine: can i be cool too

[OOC] Gustav Rudinsky: i am the rat king
[OOC] Alfred 'Rat Daddy' Oliver: no

[OOC] Ptolemy Dwyer: back (rare footage of dwyer being played)
[OOC] Gustav Rudinsky: and this **** is just rank ^

[5'8|FeminineBuild|Pla...] radios in "950."
[LOOC] 'Reilly': ****


[Black man with black ...] says "OI WANNA SEE SOME BLACK MAGIC"
[OOC] 'Flame': WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME?!
** [Black man with black ...] fLOATS

[Blue eyes|Irish accen...] yells "COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS. COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN! SHOW YER WIFE HOW YOU WON MEDALS DOWN IN FLANDERS! TELL HER HOW THE IRA MADE YOU RUN LIKE HEL AWAY, FROM THE GREEN AND LOVELY LAKES OF KILLESHANDRA!"
[LOOC] 'Flame': I DON'T WANNA DIIEIEEEEEEEE
[OOC] 'Reilly': WE'RE HUNTIN' OURSELVES A ****-BOY
[Black man with black ...] yells "YE"

** Jack Gace would shake his bloody hand, and run off into the Fallout roleplay portal.
[OOC] David Booker: HAHAHA

OOC] Jack Gace: What? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[OOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: Shut the **** up **** *teleports around and shoots beams at you*'You! *kicks you from behind* Are! *teleports in front of you and uppercuts you into the air* Just! *flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut* NOOB!
[OOC] Jack Gace: >You are just noob
[OOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: *hits you with flame uppercut and grabs your head and throws you down to the ground* NOW DIE FAG!!! *crashes into you with meteor slam attack and kills you*Heh... another noob falls to me. *teleports away*

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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2015, 12:49:43 am »
** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] flashes a mischevious look to his partner, "Shall we show her what we...specialize in?"
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Close together?
[LOOC] Bjork Rugbrod: yeah
[LOOC] Bjork Rugbrod: they're tied together, you're hogtied
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Got it
** [Large, bushy brown be...] chuckles, giving the woman a quick look before turning back to his partner. "Ja, let's."
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: I take it am gonna be your slave?
** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] looks down to the woman, "Mmh...I think she'll do very well."
[LOOC] Bjork Rugbrod: yep
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: I wonder how that will go?
[Large, bushy brown be...] says "Mm-hm."
[LOOC] Bjork Rugbrod: sexually
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: But after the ****, Then what? Am I just hogtied in a room?
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: you'll see
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Fair enough
[6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] says "Open your mouth, girlie, let's see vat you have."
** [26Yr/5"7Ft/Brown hair...] looks away from him
SWEP:SetWeaponHoldType - ActIndex[ "" ] isn't set! (defaulting to normal)
SWEP:SetWeaponHoldType - ActIndex[ "" ] isn't set! (defaulting to normal)
You do not have enough inventory space!
** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] steps forward, going to put a forceful hand at her jaw. He'd pinch at her jaw muscles, trying to open her mouth by force, "I said open!"
SWEP:SetWeaponHoldType - ActIndex[ "" ] isn't set! (defaulting to normal)
** [26Yr/5"7Ft/Brown hair...] her mouth opens forcefully.
** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] looks inside, "Clean. She yells too much, though."
[Large, bushy brown be...] says "Hmh, she does."
[6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] says "We should get the gag, but that removes half the fun..."
** [26Yr/5"7Ft/Brown hair...] closes her mouth grunting.
** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] releases her mouth, turning to his friend, "So, oral, or the other end?"
[6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] says "Vhich one would you prefer?"
[Large, bushy brown be...] says "I'd say, orahl."
[Large, bushy brown be...] says ".. To start."
[26Yr/5"7Ft/Brown hair...] says "You get am gonna bite your godamm **** off.."
[6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] says "Not the vay we do it, honey."
[6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] says "Ve make SURE."
[Large, bushy brown be...] says "Mmh."
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Just rememeber that I would be able to bite your **** off, And without me sucking it's not really oral :)
** [26Yr/5"7Ft/Brown hair...] grunts
[LOOC] Bjork Rugbrod: we know, we're in no danger
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Alright then
[6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] says "Vell...let's waste no time, then."
** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] approaches his partner, going to place his hands at the big burly man's hips. He leans his face in close, pressing his thick lips to his partner's, their beard hairs scratching against eachother in this sweaty passionate moment of manlove.
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: I can picture my char being naked in a room, Hogtied and she has to eat of a bowl.. While locked in a room..
** [Large, bushy brown be...] wraps his large arms about his equally large and burly partner, pressing his thick lips against his partner's.
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: ok Ok what the fek..
watermancer has disconnected from the server.
** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] brings his hands up underneath the bear of a man's shirt, tracing his hairy but chiseled body up and down. He'd rest his hands at the giant jellybean-sized nipples, going to give them gentle pinches.
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Seriously.. Get IC
[LOOC] Bjork Rugbrod: we are IC
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: This is derpy as **** and its on pourpouse
** [Large, bushy brown be...] responds with a deep growl-like murmur of pleasure, sliding his own hands into Bjork's shirt, rubbing his hands up and down his hairy, manly chest.
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: of course it's own purpose.
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: it's IC
** gay people exist in real life
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: nvm
** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] lets out a few heavy, deep masculine sounds of primal lust as he presses himself against his lover. He soon brings his hands down from his nipples, slowly gliding them down to reach the belt of the man he's intertwined with. He'd slide his hands slowly
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: FUUUUUUUCK
** -beneath said belt, giving a small squeeze to the giant's manhood.l
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: This is- If you two have gay sex. Am gone.
[LOOC] Bjork Rugbrod: no avoiding RP
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: do you have something against gays, or something?
[LOOC] Bjork Rugbrod: racist
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: No dissrepect but I have nothing against gays but I don't want to be in the gay sex rp.
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: you aren't IN it
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: you're spectating it
[LOOC] Bjork Rugbrod: yeah
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: you can be in it if you ant
[LOOC] Bjork Rugbrod: we're raping you in a way
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: but no girls allowed.
[LOOC] Bjork Rugbrod: we're raping your expectations
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: yes
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: I don't want to be near it. Please don't ****ing do it.
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: too bad
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: it's IC and RP
** ain't nothing wrong with a little manlove
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Again I have nothing against gays but I don't want to be near two men making love..
** yes you do, its built inside of us all internally
** [Large, bushy brown be...] continues to rub his hands up and down his Partner's chiselled, sweaty chest. Moving his hands down toward his backside, slipping a hand underneath his trousers and giving the Giant's buttocks a hefty and hearty squeeze.
[6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] says "Oh, Hanshel~"
[Large, bushy brown be...] says "Ja, Bjork~"
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Seriously..
watermancer has connected to the server.
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: what?
** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] presses his groin closer to his lover's, in a gentle, loving thrust. He'd take his hand ever so slowly from the **** of his lover, teasing him as he runs a hand up the center of his scrotum.
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Just ease up a little? I don't want to be a **** but I am trying to nicely ask if you two can stop the gayness a li-
** THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: we should we tone down the gayness?
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: why*
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: it comes natural.
** [Large, bushy brown be...] lets out a lust filled guttural moan of satisfaction and yearning, using a sweat-lubricated finger to prod and poke at his Lover's puckered anus.
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: I told you, I don't have anything against gays but it's uncomftable reading it.. Two men making love. Nothing wrong with it but id rather not see it
** okay this is too gay
[6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] says "O-ooah~"
[Large, bushy brown be...] says "Mnhhn..~"
** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] lifts his head up as a beckoning for his lover to kiss his neck, beginning to softly caress the heavy, hairy ballsack of this bull of a man.
[PM] Amy Dawson: I really want to log out, I can't get across these two without offending them. I dont hate gays but I don't want to read two men making love..
SWEP:SetWeaponHoldType - ActIndex[ "" ] isn't set! (defaulting to normal)
SWEP:SetWeaponHoldType - ActIndex[ "" ] isn't set! (defaulting to normal)
SWEP:SetWeaponHoldType - ActIndex[ "" ] isn't set! (defaulting to normal)
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Back to rp?
** [Large, bushy brown be...] leans in, letting his tongue loll forth from his mouth, licking a trail up from his lover's hairy chest, up to the nape of his neck, kissing passionatly.
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Seriously, Are we rp'ing or are you two trolling?
[6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] says "Hanshel, **** me like that night at the ski lodge!"
** [6'3| Haitian accent| ...] opens up the front door, holding his rifle.
** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] suddenly turns to the left at the sound of the door opening, his hands embracing his lover.
** [6'6; Large Muscular B...] would be standing to the man's immediate left, only seeing the woman on the counter.
** [26Yr/5"7Ft/Brown hair...] looks over to her left
** [6'3| Haitian accent| ...] just stares at the pair of men.
[6'3| Haitian accent| ...] says "Barbs!"
[6'3| Haitian accent| ...] says "We got a pair of ****s!"
** [Large, bushy brown be...] pauses his kissing for only a second, staring at the intruder.
[6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] says "Run, Hanshel!"
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Told you two to get IC.
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: we are IC.
** [6'6; Large Muscular B...] raises his AK47, racking the bolt.
** [26Yr/5"7Ft/Brown hair...] attempts to struggle
** [Large, bushy brown be...] turns tail, and begins to sprint off.
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: You cant sprint from a person holding a AK..
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: yeah
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: we can.
** [6'5, Heavy swedish ac...] runs off with his lover, his rock hard 9' **** bouncing in his loose overalls.
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: At this range he wont miss
[LOOC] Hansel Rugbrod: PFPFTPTP
** [6'6; Large Muscular B...] fires at the two as they sprint off, the shots missing due to him being inexperienced with a firearm and not being used to the recoil.
[LOOC] Amy Dawson: Really?
10:03 PM - saltmancer: i just let a girl get ****
10:05 PM - ratmancer: HAHAHA

10:10 PM - sodium chloride: i expect rufus grimm to actually be a grissom who dyed his hair
10:10 PM - mgsv_tpp.iso: i swear to god if that is true

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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #25 on: August 29, 2015, 07:06:43 pm »
[LOOC] OPF-UNION.10.XXX: QUIET UP IN CELL BLOCK A
Yřshї™ has connected to the server.
[LOOC] OPF-UNION.10.XXX: CONTRABAND SEARCH
Blake 'King Henry' Poehl says "Seen'er once 'r twice, in 'dat valley."
[LOOC] OPF-UNION.10.XXX: SPREAD THOSE LEGS

[OOC] Johnathan Markson: those combines are the bad guys and citizens are good right ?
[OOC] OPF-UNION.10.XXX: No.

[LOOC] 'Barbarian': ALL THIS **** IS MAKING ME MISS GAY SEX

'Barbarian' has banned '◕�◕' permanently (Turning the server into a sick fantasy.).
'Barbarian' has used '/PlyBan cand 0 Turning the server into a sick fantasy.'.
'Candy' (STEAM_0:1:65056854) has disconnected.
◕�◕ has disconnected from the server.
[OOC] 'Barbarian': and thus
[OOC] 'Flame': Best reason
[OOC] 'Barbarian': the server is cleansed

[OOC] David Booker: you're a big guy
[OOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: for you
for you
** for you     
** [5'5; Blue Eyes; Long,...] for you
[5'5; Blue Eyes; Long,...] yells "for you"
[5'5; Blue Eyes; Long,...] says "for you"
[5'6|ScandinavianOrigi...] yells "ARE YOU READY FOR FREDDY?!"

[5'7|Brown Eyes|Greyin...] finally pulls his erect heat-seeking moisture missile out of his pants, before leaning down to rub a couple of fingers along her- ow im on fire
** Alfred 'Rat Daddy' Oliver begins to crawl backwards, yelling out "CAN'T STOP THE RAT!"
Alfred 'Almighty Rat Daddy' Oliver says "****, you're right."
[LOOC] Alfred 'Almighty Rat Daddy' Oliver: TIGHT*
[LOOC] Alfred 'Almighty Rat Daddy' Oliver: you aint right abotu ****
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: ****, YOU'RE RIGHT.
[LOOC] Alfred 'Almighty Rat Daddy' Oliver: ****, YOU'RE RIGHT. THIS WAS A BAD IDEA
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: PFFFT
[LOOC] Alfred 'Almighty Rat Daddy' Oliver: THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ****
** The rats commence freaking out, as it looks like pops is killing someone so they can have a meal.
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: i dont even find this arousing; this is ****ing hilarious
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: funniest ****o 2014

[OOC] 'Osiris': Now begins the story of trash guy, who has a dark secret.
[OOC] 'Buzzsaw': he's a huge ****

[The Real Slim Shady  ...] says "how i becoemm cp"

MPF.C18-JUDGE.04.992 says "<:: Now get to the wall."
Marshal Mathers says "help"

[OOC] Kaya Doge has unbanned 'Detective Naoto Shirogane'.
[OOC] Hugh Heffernan: best girl is coming back

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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2015, 09:54:27 pm »
[OOC] Kaori Naketawa: I ejaculated in my chocomilk
[OOC] Joanna Robare: im nuclear

[OOC] 'Reilly': "wow **** you got owned" - Socrates

[5'9|African-American|...] says "I'm used to tit."
[OOC] Dona Luus: the admin system has to change it, ik how to remove color correction tho
[5'8|FeminineBuild|Pla...] says "To tit?"
4:36 PM - saltmancer: ** [5'8|FeminineBuild|Pla...] reaches her feminine hand down to cup his balls in a very FEMININE WAY OH GOD KYUNDI YOU HETEROSEXUAL
Joanna Robare set Rodriguez 'Peanut' Kreeg's name to Rodriguez 'Pablo' Por Kreeg.
[OOC] 'Reilly': AHHAHA
** The rats intensify.
** [Shaven head l Beady e...] is currently wearing an impenetrable chastity belt, with Mexican flags on

[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: the roll system is inherently better than PTL
Joanna Robare has kicked 'Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson' (SHUT).

[A man wearing a light...] says "Seniapia, dox masto."
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: SENPAI

9:51 PM - saltmancer: you have a choice
9:51 PM - Gate: yes
9:51 PM - saltmancer: i either play spellcaster and make team useless
9:51 PM - saltmancer: or i play martial and make everyone useless
9:52 PM - Gate: no

[LOOC] Joanna Robare: h-hi
[LOOC] Rufus Grimm: Did you just step through
[LOOC] Rufus Grimm: :^)
** The sexual tension between the two rise.
** Something tight would suddenly snag around Joanna's ankle.
** [5'7; Shoulder Length ...] oH **** WHAT

[Shaven head l Beady e...] says "Your door's broken."
[Shaven head l Beady e...] says "Fix it."
[Shaven head l Beady e...] says "Fix it."
[Shaven head l Beady e...] says "Your door's broken."
** Orin 'Punished' Daniel is broken
[Shaven head l Beady e...] says "Your door's broken."
[Shaven head l Beady e...] says "Fix it."
[Shaven head l Beady e...] says "Fix it."
[Shaven head l Beady e...] says "Fix it."
[Shaven head l Beady e...] says "Fix it."
[OOC] Joanna Robare: okay
[Shaven head l Beady e...] yells "FIX IT."

[OOC] Henry Smith: despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
[OOC] Dominic Martinelli: RAT

[6'1, Short spiky brow...] says "Don't fuckin' drag me you colossal retard!"
5:36 PM - [LG] Isocade: [LOOC] Gabriel Dixon: wow i should just like
[LOOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: not really
5:36 PM - OCEAN BLUE: geeze is everyone beating on each other like a dysfunctional detroit family

5:38 PM - Marsi: Kikkini is **** gay yo

[OOC] Gabriel Dixon: where the **** did cowboy go
[OOC] Andrew 'Cowboy' Gibson: i am the chimney

[OOC] Aiden Arcade: im going to molest you like a catholic priest
[OOC] Joanna Robare: what the ****

[OOC] Joanna Robare: Scott Bentley has used '/Me takes off his boxers and starts wanking his dick, quickly getting an **** and premature ejaculates on Aidens shirt.'.
[OOC] Joanna Robare: daily reminder
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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2015, 10:01:34 pm »
[LOOC] Henry Smith: hi im joanna i suck di cks
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: are you jealous

** [[|A Tall Figure|Long,...] would lower his head, Sobbing under his Skull Face-Plate,''I never wanted to do it! He told me to,... She told me to! The little girl cried while I hung her father by his Orgens off the Roof of his House while his wife lay dead on the bed!''
[6'1, Short spiky brow...] says "Calm your ****, no one cares."
[[|A Tall Figure|Long,...] says "I,... Did not choose! I,... Am stuck shearing one body with 'Six' [Now do you get it] people!"
[6'1, Short spiky brow...] says "And stop cryin', yo' damn mask is gonna fill up and you'll drown."
** Joanna Robare is silently listening in on Bloodyface from American Horror Story rant on.
[LOOC] Gabriel Dixon: im actually done with life

'Beriothien' set ooc_interval to '420'.
[OOC] Isaac Freewaters: BLAZEIT

[OOC] [SA] Olbrecht Eckehart: Sorry spellings off Im a bit crazy today. Sorta lost my job.
[OOC] Aniea Galantstar: jobs are for the employed
[OOC] 'Gabrielle': ****, sorry dude.
[OOC] [SA] Olbrecht Eckehart: Which I was, until three hours ago.
[OOC] Isaac Freewaters: was your job a spell checker?

[LOOC] Evelyn U. Foster: this character has a crush on you
[LOOC] Tuuli Juutilainen-Grissom: everyone does

[OOC] 'Sentinel': its canon rob is ded
Phily has loaded the character 'Rob Wayland'.

[5'10''. Short blonde ...] says "Bloody hell."
[OOC] Henry Smith: WHHYYY
** [5'10''. Short blonde ...] shifts into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

** Suroy Branch kiss.
[LOOC] Suroy Branch: void

[OOC] MPF-C17.i4:XXX: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[OOC] MPF-C17.SCN.XXX: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH OF A FU CK UP TODAY IS
[OOC] MPF-C17.SCN.XXX: ITS OUR ANNIVERSARY
[OOC] MPF-C17.SCN.XXX: JACK

[OOC] MPF-C17.SCN.XXX: all that effort to leave the nexus
Jack Strider says "Oh factoring hectopascals!"
[OOC] MPF-C17.SCN.XXX: and solf kills me

** Rufus Grimm has rolled 0 out of 100.
[LOOC] Rufus Grimm: wow

** Rufus Grimm has rolled 95 out of 100.
** Rufus Grimm yessssssssssssssss
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: NO
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: IM NO FOOL
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: IM NO ROOKIE
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: IM A TEN YEAR VET
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: LET ME SEE YOU
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: GRIT
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: THOSE
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: TEETH
** Joanna Robare has rolled 100 out of 100.
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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #28 on: August 31, 2015, 06:32:28 pm »
** [5,6|25|GreenEyes|Redw...] kicks her boots off, And hops onto the box.
** plot twist: thats a tv
[PM] Paul Sheldon: wait
[LOOC] Lauren Whittaker: Oh

Joseph Crimson says "A shop."
Joseph Crimson says "With another register in it."
[5'10; Scruffy Brown H...] says "Looks like there's nothing in there."
Joseph Crimson says "It might have some money in it."
[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: one second
** The mattress baiting seems to work.
** Joseph Crimson chucks it at the windows once more.
** Joseph Crimson has rolled 16 out of 100.
** Joseph Crimson misses.
** The windows are made of plexiglass.
Joseph Crimson says "Once more!"
** Joseph Crimson has rolled 100 out of 100.
** JESUS CHRIST THEY EXPLODE VIOLENTLY, SHATTERING INTO MICROFIBERS

** Joseph Crimson powergames
** Joseph Crimson has rolled 86 out of 100.
[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: OH ****

[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: might as well kill myself
Paul Sheldon has used '/CharFallOver 1'.
worldspawn has killed Paul Sheldon.

Joanna Robare says "I came for you."
[LOOC] MPF-C17.i6:XXX: OH DEAR

[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: falco
[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: waht the ****
[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: does
[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: two open knobs
Paul Sheldon says "[ mean"
[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: you have that in your physdesc
[LOOC] MPF-C17.i6:XXX: IVE BEEN WONDERING THAT TOO
[LOOC] Paul Sheldon: GOBLIN DARTS

[OOC] Paul Sheldon: has nobody noticed the main character of attack on titan is apparently a character here
[OOC] MPF-C17.i5:XXX: no nobody's noticed
[OOC] Lauren Whittaker: I dont watch attack on titan
[OOC] Martin 'Marty' Moreno: aot is a **** anime
[OOC] Eren Yaeger: İts Me ....?

[OOC] Mike Hog: Sex-life
MPF-C17.i1:070 has used '/Me Attempts to kick him in the shin with his boot, Grunting through the mask "FACE THE WALL!"'.
[OOC] Riley Woods: Hot Dicks
[OOC] Paul Sheldon: Left 4 Head

[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "Guys."
[OOC] Robert Baldwin: How do you get a custom model?
Joseph Crimson says "Hi."
[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "Lets go to my place."
[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "And have a cup.."
[5'10|Amber Eyes|Pale ...] says "Nah."
[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "OF SHUT THE **** UP!"
[LOOC] Riley Woods: void
[LOOC] Riley Woods: ****
Joseph Crimson says "Sounds tast-"
[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "Holy ****"
[5'10|Amber Eyes|Pale ...] says "Did anyone else just get shot at?"
[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "WE ALMOST GOT SHOT!"
[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "Yeah."
[Female | 5'8 | UU-Cit...] says "No **** sherlock!"
[5'10|Amber Eyes|Pale ...] says "Must've been the wind."

[OOC] Derrick Baldwin: Let's just hope it's not ERP central down there where everyone is the edge with a cool hairstyle and so young (16-20) who hate the combine only because they're rebellious
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Re: Quotes of the Day
« Reply #29 on: August 31, 2015, 06:37:19 pm »
** Kaori Naketawa she'd quickly turn around; ''You do? Do you know where they are..?!"
[LOOC] Joseph Crimson: wait did you put your clothes on
[LOOC] Reagan Rozanaite: nope
[LOOC] Kaori Naketawa: no :c
[LOOC] Joseph Crimson: please s- NOOOO
[LOOC] Reagan Rozanaite: HIS EYES
** Joseph Crimson has his retinas burned.
** Kaori Naketawa is still pressed against the wall in fear but just turned around in excitement.
** Joseph Crimson has rolled 21 out of 100.

Tupac Isn't Dead He's In ISIS has connected to the server.
[OOC] Joanna Robare: WHAT
[OOC] Joanna Robare: HE IS?

[5,6|25|GreenEyes|Redw...] says "I like the ocasional **** banging"

** MPF-C17.i4:XXX has the man now in the urange grapple, grabbing at the waist of his pants with his other hand and going to lift the man up with his gr8m8 muscles.
** MPF-C17.i4:XXX has rolled 20 out of 20.

** Joseph Crimson closy opens the door to unleash his most powerful move yet.
** Joseph Crimson the multidimensional niggerbeater.
** Joseph Crimson has rolled 933883199 out of 1000000000.
** The two finishers battle for dominance hard, but the rats are gaining power!
[LOOC] Joseph Crimson: its 1-10 rolling now son
** Joseph Crimson has rolled 7 out of 10.
** MPF-C17.i4:XXX has rolled 7 out of 10.
[LOOC] MPF-C17.i4:XXX: OH ****
Joseph Crimson says "GIGA"
Joseph Crimson says "DRILL"
Joseph Crimson says "BREAKER"
** Joseph Crimson has rolled 6 out of 10.
MPF-C17.i4:XXX says "<:: CARBON"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX says "<:: BASED"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX says "<:: ORGANIC"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX says "<:: SWAG"
** MPF-C17.i4:XXX has rolled 2 out of 10.
MPF-C17.i4:XXX says "<:: AAAAAAA-"
** Joseph Crimson gets the man caught in his rhythem.
** MPF-C17.i4:XXX begins to lose the upper hand, his eyes going wide under the will-grown sunglasses.
Joseph Crimson says "WHAT FOOLISHNESS"
Joseph Crimson says "MY BURNING BLOOD WILL CUT THROUGH FATE"
Joseph Crimson says "WE BREAK THROUGH THE HEAVENS AND DIMENSIONS"
Joseph Crimson says "AND DEFY ALL WHO OWULD STOP US TO GRAB HOLD OF OUR PATH"
Joseph Crimson says "TENGEN TOPPA"
Joseph Crimson says "GURREN LAGANN"
Joseph Crimson yells "JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX yells "<:: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX yells "<:: I"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX yells "<:: AM"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX yells "<:: THE WWE CHAMPION"
Joseph Crimson says "REVOLVER OCELOT"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX yells "<:: I"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX yells "<:: AM"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX yells "<:: JOHN CENA"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX yells "<:: THE CHAMP"
** Joseph Crimson autoloses
MPF-C17.i4:XXX yells "<:: IS"
MPF-C17.i4:XXX yells "<:: HEEEEEERE"
** MPF-C17.i4:XXX has rolled 5 out of 10.
** Joseph Crimson has rolled 10 out of 10.


[OOC] Joanna Robare: goddamn lauren your models ass is **** fantastic


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