Lateralus Gaming

tyrone mansions has created a Citizen character called 'Tyrone Mansions'.
tyrone mansions has loaded the character 'Tyrone Mansions'.
Nikola Kalinovich has taken damage from Tyrone Mansions with cw_hands.
Nikola Kalinovich has taken damage from Tyrone Mansions with cw_hands.
Johnny Serpentine has used '/ClearPAC'.
Nikola Kalinovich has taken damage from Tyrone Mansions with cw_hands.
Nikola Kalinovich has taken damage from Tyrone Mansions with cw_hands.
Nikola Kalinovich has taken damage from Tyrone Mansions with cw_hands.
Nikola Kalinovich has taken damage from Tyrone Mansions with cw_hands.
Nikola Kalinovich has taken damage from Tyrone Mansions with cw_hands.
Johnny Serpentine has used '/Observer'.
Johnny Serpentine has kicked 'Tyrone Mansions' (Punch****).
not tyrone mansions has connected to the server.

[OOC] 'Mute': my name's mute. i was raised by owls and breast-fed by tigers. i am ex-marine/navy/SAS/Mi5/astronaut and anyone who talks **** about my mom is gay. i cut my wrists in my sleep, im that edgy.
[OOC] 'Sigma': i was the owl that raised mute
[OOC] 'Mute': there's more. at the age of three my gorilla dad was killed by a human. i furiously made out with this lady and he gave me his sword so i cut him in half. to this day i keep that sword as a memoir that you're **** stupid and you all smell
[OOC] 'Mute': so how's that? i think that would be a pretty good description for a dating site
[OOC] 'Sentinel': likewise
[OOC] 'Sigma': you need more fedoras
[OOC] 'Mute': also at the age of fifty i read up the 50 Shades of Cutting Edge Banter and it made me rethink my life. this was commonly reffered to as 'mid-life crisis' but i knew better, it was simply an enlightment
[OOC] 'Sigma': razor sharp edge, throw on a trench coat and fingerless gloves, you're set to take on the world.
[OOC] 'Mute': so then, enlightend from my mid-life crisis i set off into the vast world, viewing it in my own eyes.                                                                                  what a **** shithole