Quotes of the Day

[Kyundi]

** Darren White brings the rag up and wraps it about his fist. Moving up on his tip-toes, he'd slowly wipe the TV Screen and attempt to clean it pretty fuckin well.
** Darren White has rolled 0 out of 100.
 ** Darren White punches his fist and entire arm straight through the TV Screen and straight through to the other side.  Satisfied with his work, he'd shove the glass covered rag back into his pocket.
 Darren White says "Nicey slicey."


** Darren White flips his heels up, pushing himself off from the nearby wall. He'd then begin to roll away, backwards, from the Officer on his rollerblade shoes.
Darren White says "Get with the times, Grandpa."

[Falco the mercenary]

[LOOC] Aarno Juutilainen-Grissom: He's just spying it's not like he's running in like a twat. "

[Solf]

CCA.RCT:277 has used '/VisorComms HELLO'.
CCA.RCT:277 has used '/VisorComms HELLO'.
CCA.RCT:277 has used '/VisorComms HELLO'.
CCA.RCT:277 has used '/VisorComms HELLO'.

[Kyundi]

** Darren White brings the rag up and wraps it about his fist. Moving up on his tip-toes, he'd slowly wipe the TV Screen and attempt to clean it pretty fuckin well.
** Darren White has rolled 0 out of 100.
 ** Darren White punches his fist and entire arm straight through the TV Screen and straight through to the other side.  Satisfied with his work, he'd shove the glass covered rag back into his pocket.
 Darren White says "Nicey slicey."

[Solf]

[OOC] I HATE THE COMBINE: F U C K THE COMBINE

[Solf]

Gate has created a Citizen character called 'Kazuhira 'Empty My Nine Into The Welfare Line" Miller'.

CCA.03:413 has banned 'Gate' permanently (Triggered).
[OOC] OPF.05:277: Rest in peace he was the saviour of his time
[OOC] Dutch Wolff: oh what the **** that dude was funny as **** you buzz killington person you

CCA.03:413 set Conor McGowan's custom class to AMMO.

[Solf]

Kikkini has created a Citizen character called 'Trevor 'Doc' Smith'.

[Solf]

[OOC] Conor McGowan: I was born on columbine. It's in the blood.
[OOC] Conor McGowan: Wrong chat. Pls respond

[ADMIN CHAT] Jack Strider - Admin: lamborghini adventure
Kiwuu (STEAM_0:0:27395232) has connected.

worldspawn has killed 'Sigma'.
[ADMIN CHAT] 'Sigma' - Admin: whoops

[Solf]

Derrick Baldwin has used '/CharPhysDesc Bald | 5'7" | Caucasian | Blue Eyes | Athletic Figure | Late-20s | Personality Is An Enigma, Like A Beautiful Shining Light Amidst A Nation Of The Forgetten Legacy Of The Damned | Black Sweater'.
Robert Baldwin has used '/CharPhysDesc Bald | 5'7" | Caucasian | Blue Eyes | Athletic Figure | Late-20s | Personality Is An Enigma, Like A Beautiful Shining Light Amidst A Nation Of The Forgetten Legacy Of The Damned | Black Coat.'.

Joanna Robare has used '/W Oh ****.'.
Joanna Robare has used '/W Oh ****.'.
Joanna Robare has used '/W Oh ****.'.
Joanna Robare has used '/W Oh god no.'.
Joanna Robare has used '/W Oh ****.'.
Joanna Robare has used '/W No no no no no.'.

[ADMIN CHAT] 'Sigma' - Admin: so where did the directory tab go
[ADMIN CHAT] Joanna Robare - SuperAdmin: :)
@operator Rufus Grimm: :)

[6,1 ft | Black woolle...] says "So basically I fu cked her."
[6,1 ft | Black woolle...] says "Both physically and mentally."
[6'2 | Pale skin | Nor...] says "I always knew you had it in you to be straight."

It's Not Time has connected to the server.
[OOC] 'Sigma': it's time

[ADMIN CHAT] William Web - Admin: OH BABY
[ADMIN CHAT] William Web - Admin: 20/20 ON THE INSIDE OF THE CAR
[ADMIN CHAT] William Web - Admin: ISOCADE WOT DO I GET
Jane Gace has used '/PM william a small model of a lamborghini, and the car registration'.
[ADMIN CHAT] William Web - Admin: ARE YOU ****JNHGYKIIIIIIIIIIIIWWWW??

[ADMIN CHAT] Jane Gace - SuperAdmin: you find dozens of ancient paper currency notes from a good time
[ADMIN CHAT] Jane Gace - SuperAdmin: and keys to the car, but it's most likely defunct
[ADMIN CHAT] Jane Gace - SuperAdmin: alongside a small note written in english for some reason
William Web has used '/Me shrugs and pockets the currency, turning around and going on his way.'.
[ADMIN CHAT] Jane Gace - SuperAdmin: it reads "You know what's better than money? Knoooooowledge."

[OOC] Wesmille Groy: save i, rolled a 0
'Sigma' has slain Wesmille Groy.
[OOC] Jane Gace: HAHAAHHA

[Kikkini]

02:04 - isecade: MARSI
02:04 - isecade: IS NOT
02:04 - isecade: A
02:04 - isecade: GIRL
02:04 - isecade: IT'S
02:04 - isecade: A
02:04 - Kikkinise: ...
02:04 - isecade: ROBOT

 00:21 - Prole Babstoop: https://vine.co/v/e5YHPqWzdZJ
Kikkini in charge of instrumentals

17:40 - isecade: http://i.4cdn.org/v/1437752375704.webm
17:40 - isecade: Kikkini as a dog
17:41 - Kikkinise: YOU ****
17:41 - Kikkinise: ****
17:41 - isecade: HAAHA
17:41 - Kikkinise: SHUT UP ;_;
17:41 - isecade: HAHAAHHA
17:41 - isecade: IM SO SORRY
17:41 - isecade: AT LEAST IT'S CUTE
17:41 - Kikkinise: >AT LEAST
17:41 - Kikkinise: I-
17:41 - isecade: KIKKINI NO
17:41 - isecade: DONT

[Solf]

** 'Sigma' performs exhaustive cavity search.
** [5'2; Thickly Padded W...] w-what
** [5'2; Thickly Padded W...] s-SIGMA NO
** [5'2; Thickly Padded W...] is searched- Having heavy armor on and the sniper rifle with the one point sling. The rifle is clearly heavily customized. The individual themself has no real noteable gear.
** 'Sigma' has to go deeper.
[LOOC] 'Sentinel': i dont even know whats going on
'Sigma' has used '/CharSearch'.
'Sigma' has used '/StorageTakeTokens 100.00'.
'Sigma' has used '/StorageClose'.
** 'Sigma' nab money
'Sigma' has used '/Me nab money'.
[LOOC] 'Sentinel': give that **** back
[LOOC] 'Sentinel': fag boy
** 'Sigma' goes deeper in searching, searching specifically for a wiretap.
** [5'2; Thickly Padded W...] eventually grows extremely uncomfortable with this- "<:: What in the hell are you trying to do?" Meanwhile- There is no wiretap to be discovered, not even a portable radio.
** 'Sigma' is pretty convinced there is one somewhere, deeper search.
** [5'2; Thickly Padded W...] listen mate if you search any deeper you're gonna hit my breasts
** 'Sigma' takes the risk.
** [5'2; Thickly Padded W...] nOOOO
** roll a perception check
** 'Sigma' has rolled 19 out of 20.
** Because Sigma is such a pushy bastard- The individual's gender as a female is discovered easily, alongside various other things such as- Hey, there's actually no wiretap or communication line at all. However, there IS an old, corroded, and clearly outdated biosignal tracker. Judging by the condition, it's been non-functional for a long time.
** roll a sense motive check
** 'Sigma' has rolled 11 out of 20.
** Sigma also sense that the individual is very :( about this process.
'Sigma' says "So, you ARE with the combine?"
** 'Sigma' points to the biosignal.
** [5'2; Thickly Padded W...] looks down at where he's pointing- Then up to him since the poor nigga is short.
[5'2; Thickly Padded W...] says "<:: I was, but I've been long discharged. Three years ago was my last interaction with them."
** 'Sigma' detective sense of detecting lies activates.
** 'Sigma' has rolled 10 out of 20.
** [5'2; Thickly Padded W...] is not lying.
[LOOC] 'Sigma': beat that
[LOOC] 'Sigma': DO IT
** 'Sentinel' has rolled 9 out of 20.
[LOOC] 'Sigma': GET DESTROYED

[Solf]

[LOOC] Mallow Withers: we're mlg no-scopers punk
[| 5' 4" | Blonde | Po...] says "WHat"
[| 5' 4" | Blonde | Po...] says "The ****"
Neal Hendrickson says "WHAT?"
Iezabel Falco says "Whoops."
[| 5' 4" | Blonde | Po...] says "Are you doing here"
Mallow Withers says "GHOSTS!"
Iezabel Falco says "My bad."
Neal Hendrickson yells "GHOSTS!"
Iezabel Falco says "Y-Ya' can move."
Neal Hendrickson yells "GHOSTS!"
[5'10" | American Acce...] says "Ghosts?"
Somebody yells " Ghosts!"
** Neal Hendrickson begins screaming

[LOOC] MPF.C18-UNION.01.548 [X] ([SCG] sgarner215): **** why do we even have female high command
MPF.C18-UNION.EpU.550 says "<:: Get it through your head."
[LOOC] MPF.C18-UNION.EpU.550 (Redwoody): because they have more balls than u
[An average citizen we...] says "[ oooo"
[LOOC] An average citizen wearing a blu... ([SCG] Diabeetus): ooooooooooooooo
[LOOC] MPF.C18-UNION.01.548 [X] ([SCG] sgarner215): lol ur dead
[LOOC] American Accent|6'0|Blue Eyes|Bl... (Dark Lord Chin Chin): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[LOOC] American Accent|6'0|Blue Eyes|Bl... (Dark Lord Chin Chin): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[OOC] Miranda Langevin: fiddle my egg
Pointing Fungus has disconnected from the server.

[OOC] Test: hows it looking
[OOC] Suroy Branch:  cuck

[OOC] Cat Named Fish: They're just beating down the black folk.
 [OOC] Gate: deservedly so

[Solf]

Igor Krafchenkov says "Seven times. There're nine eleven casings here."
[LOOC] Igor Krafchenkov: >nine eleven
[LOOC] Kagari Kirei: 9/11 never forget

[OOC] 'Lil B': You're a big guy.
[GPDA]: [BANE] For you

[LOOC] Head Prof. Artur Ilyushin: clear pac you clearsky fag
[LOOC] 'Archer': make me

[LOOC] Bard Starstride:  well fu ck my a ss
[LOOC] Ka'ra Narser: How do I use it?

[OOC] Cipher 86:  What the **** are you doing
[OOC] LCpl. Jim Groundswell:  i am the law

[OOC] Oola Ivaadi:  Alright Brb gf drragging me out<<<<<<<<<<<<
[OOC] Bard Starstride:  maybe she doesn't want you pretending to be a girl on the internet any more

Tyrone Jehoshaphat says "How much for a gun?"
[6'1|Combed Hair (Roug...] says "20 kids"
[LOOC] Jeffery 'Jeff' Illian: void
Johnny Serpentine says "tfw"

[OOC] Tyrone Jehoshaphat: Who is the owner of this server?
[OOC] Johnny Serpentine: You
** JUST GON' SQUEEZ THRU HERE

[6'5 | Large Bag | Eld...] says "Danh!"
[LOOC] Vah'Kar: That is vortigese
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: yes
[LOOC] Mark Lockfield: lies
[LOOC] Vah'Kar: for respect
[LOOC] Mark Lockfield: liar
[LOOC] Mark Lockfield: u lie
[LOOC] Vah'Kar: lol wat?
[LOOC] Vah'Kar: it is m8o
[LOOC] Mark Lockfield: it means "ni gger"

[OOC] Mark Lockfield: There was nothing i could do. He was a baby.
[OOC] Wesmille Groy: They were all fat, I released my trigger from the finger and then I was past the point of no return.
[OOC] Joanna Robare: BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS BABY BABY BABY

[LOOC] Joanna Robare: THAT NINJA
** Mark Lockfield would nod his head.
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: THAT NINJA'S GREY FOX
Vah'Kar says "Where to now? And to what end?"
[LOOC] Mark Lockfield: YO DAT GAY FOX!?
[LOOC] Vah'Kar: Gay fox?
[LOOC] Vah'Kar: wat
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: CHUH NIGGA
[LOOC] Mark Lockfield: SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUIT
[LOOC] Joanna Robare: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

** Anna Sun could be wearing a fuc king bra and nobody would care.
[LOOC] Raine Headfield: OH LOL
[LOOC] Raine Headfield: WOW
** Yeah holy di cks we're in RP.
[LOOC] Raine Headfield: XD
** Like sh it can you contain yourself
** We're being serious and you're like "HOLY DAMN MYTIGHT SHIRT~"
** WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US
** UGUUUU KAWAI DESU NEEE
** WHO THE **** SAID THAT

[masterjamie9]

Robert Baldwin says "And nine eleven was an inside job."
[5'7|Agile/slim|Dark,b...] says "Yes.!"
** Robert Baldwin sets down a paper onto the desk and quickly writes onto it.
Derrick Baldwin says "Actually I investigated the jews that you seemingly distrust Delta, although they had planned to turn New York into Jew York they never did 9/11 as it would've been agaisnt their interest."
Derrick Baldwin says "Personally I think it's an admirable goal."
Derrick Baldwin says "Creating Jew York."
[5'7|Agile/slim|Dark,b...] says "I distrust Jews. ?"
Derrick Baldwin says "Well it was either them or the muslims who did it."
[5'7|Agile/slim|Dark,b...] says "How am I distrusting either of them by saying nine elleven was an Inside job.?"
[5'7|Agile/slim|Dark,b...] says "If anything I'm distrusting the US goverment."
Robert Baldwin says "Oi vey or allahu akbar. Pick one."
[LOOC] Derrick Baldwin: Wait
[LOOC] Delta Buxoy: rekt
[LOOC] Derrick Baldwin: 9/11 never happened
[LOOC] Derrick Baldwin: In HL@
[LOOC] Robert Baldwin: ****
[LOOC] Derrick Baldwin: Hl2
[LOOC] Robert Baldwin: **** YOU TIMELORE
[LOOC] Delta Buxoy: wtf? how do u know, dont talk out ur ass
[OOC] Emma Johnson: Thanks
[LOOC] Derrick Baldwin: 2001 was 9/11
[LOOC] Delta Buxoy: when did combine show up on this server
[LOOC] Derrick Baldwin: The resonance cascade was in the 90s
[OOC] Robert Baldwin: WHEN DID THE COMBINE SHOW UP IN THE LORE OF THIS SERVEr? IT'S IMPORTANT BECAUSE I NEED TO KNOW IF 9/11 HAPPENED
[LOOC] Derrick Baldwin: hence why in HL2 you always see unadvanced computers and such
[LOOC] Delta Buxoy: 1998 actually
[OOC] Joanna Robare: 9/11 happened
[LOOC] Robert Baldwin: YES
[LOOC] Robert Baldwin: GET ****
[OOC] Delta Buxoy: ;^)
[OOC] Owen McCauley: The answer is 2012.
[OOC] Derrick Baldwin: But the Resonance Cascade was on 1998
[LOOC] Robert Baldwin: YES
[LOOC] Robert Baldwin: 9/11 HAPPENED
[LOOC] Delta Buxoy: YESSS
[LOOC] Derrick Baldwin: impossible

[Solf]

Delta Buxoy has used '/PM rufus you liked that didnt you, fgt'.
Delta Buxoy has used '/PM rufus :)'.
Rufus Grimm has used '/PM delta :)'.
Rufus Grimm has used '/W you fruit cake'.